Had a guy once try to check my basement drain over FaceTime—he spent more time asking me to “tilt left, no right, wait, back up” than actually inspecting. I get the convenience, but for old houses? In-person wins every time. Those tight spots are a nightmare on camera.
I get the struggle with old houses and tight corners, but honestly, virtual inspections saved me a ton last year. My basement’s basically a game of Twister, but with a selfie stick and a flashlight, I managed. Here’s my quick-and-dirty method: 1) Clear out the cobwebs (and whatever else is lurking), 2) Use your phone’s wide-angle lens if you’ve got one, 3) Prop the phone up on a paint can for hands-free action. Not perfect, but it beat waiting three weeks for an appointment and paying extra. Sometimes DIY camera work gets the job done... or at least close enough for the city folks to say “looks fine.”
Getting the city to check your pipes: in-person or virtual inspection?
Haha, the “game of Twister” description is spot on. My crawlspace is basically a spider Airbnb, so I feel you on the cobweb front. I’ve done both in-person and virtual, and honestly, each has its own flavor of chaos.
Here’s my take, bullet-point style (because who has time for paragraphs when you’re dodging dust bunnies):
- Virtual inspections:
- Pros: No need to clean up for company. You can wear your “yardwork” sweatpants and nobody cares.
- Cons: If your WiFi is as old as your pipes, good luck keeping a signal in the basement. I’ve had more than one inspector freeze mid-sentence, looking like they’re judging my insulation choices.
- In-person:
- Pros: They bring their own flashlight and don’t mind getting dirty. Sometimes they spot stuff you’d never notice (like that one time a guy found a squirrel skeleton behind my water heater... not kidding).
- Cons: Scheduling is a nightmare, and if you’re eco-conscious like me, all those extra car trips for inspectors aren’t exactly planet-friendly.
I do like the DIY camera approach, but I’ll admit my phone’s wide-angle lens makes my pipes look like they belong in a funhouse mirror. Not sure if that helps or hurts my case with the city folks. Also, propping the phone on a paint can? Genius. I’ve used an old yogurt tub—less stable, more suspense.
One thing I’ll say: if you’re trying to show off your “green” upgrades (insulation, low-flow fixtures, etc.), virtual can be hit or miss. Sometimes the inspector just wants to see it in person before they’ll check the box.
All in all, I lean virtual for convenience and carbon footprint, but sometimes you just need someone to crawl around and see the weird stuff up close. Either way, keep the flashlight handy... and maybe a broom for the next round of spider tenants.
Sometimes the inspector just wants to see it in person before they’ll check the box.
- In-person is still king for anything “unusual” or if you’ve got older plumbing. City inspectors miss less when they’re crawling around.
- Virtual works for basic stuff, but yeah, WiFi dead zones are a pain. I’ve seen folks try to FaceTime from a sump pit—never ends well.
- For showing off upgrades, I’d snap detailed photos ahead of time. Sometimes inspectors will accept those as backup if the video’s fuzzy.
- If you’re worried about spiders, a cheap painter’s suit and a headlamp go a long way. Not glamorous, but you’ll survive the crawlspace.
Honestly, I’d lean in-person if you want zero hassle with approvals. Virtual’s great until tech fails or something weird pops up.
Yeah, crawling around under old pipes is nobody’s idea of fun, but every time I’ve tried a virtual for anything “weird,” it turns into a mess. Lost signal, can’t see the fitting, inspector gets cranky… just easier to let ‘em see it up close. Also, painter’s suit is a must—spiders love crawlspaces way too much.
